Things I am not allowed to bring to graduation tomorrow, according to security:
- sharp and potentially unsafe objects (wooden/hard plastic/metal pipes and poles, sticks, spears, baseball bats, hockey sticks, etc.)
- large structural objects (wooden or metal furniture, grocery carts, etc.)
- water toys (water guns, slip and slides, pools, tanks of water, etc.)
- alcohol
- live animals
- motorized vehicles (cars, trucks, motorcycles, boats, etc.)
- any flammable or open-flame devices (helium tanks, propane, dry ice, fire extinguisher, lighters, etc.)
- no smoking
- fireworks or loud popping devices of any kin
- fake guns (pop, paintball, etc.) or anything that looks like a gun
- equipment or structures of transportation (bikes, roller blades, skates, scooters, etc.)
I always meant to finally give TUSB a once-proposed-and-approved post on hipster babespotting on campus (yeah) but only ever made the graphics, and never got around to making the GIS map I had in mind. BOOOO senior year, BOOOOO for making me have obligations other than bizarre pet projects.
Q: How do you know you threw a brotastic house party?
A: You have to clean blue stains off the white paint from sweaty, denimed asses grinding against the walls. Bonus points for elevated surface grinding.
“I would keep talking to you, but my friend just told me you’re not single, soooo…see you in class.” - bar night
Pull yourself together, Stanford social scene.
