And when she one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, to yank her directly into a cab in front of her friends, For I will not have that Shit. I will not have it.
Tina Fey’s Prayer for her Daughter
happy early mother’s day, mom, you master of the ear-grab-n-drag tactic.
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