totally specious excuses I’ve made to myself for taking a cab.

1. I WILL BE BLOWN AWAY BY THIS WIND UNLESS I ENTER A VEHICLE PRONTO.

2. I’m both very late and very important.

3. This club blows.

4. Just got paid. MONEY EVERYWHERE.

5. I need to get a secondhand Kitchen Aid mixer from point A to point B.

6. The Blue Line smells like wet dog today.

7. There is no north side line connecting the Red and Blue lines. I CRY INJUSTICE.

8. It’s too far late in the evening to find Taco Burrito Express #3 unaided.

9. Work said I could expense one (1) cab home from the holiday party but I shall use it to get to the after-after party.

10. I just really want a smoothie and I want it now.

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