I Love Rihanna’s “We Found Love” as Much As Ri and Her Symbolic Boyfriend Love Smoking 10 Cigarillos At Once.
1. It is a fucking study in verisimilitude. The singing seabass on the wall of crappy fish and chips place? Genius. THEY HAVE NOTHING BUT EACH OTHER, GUYS. CLEARLY.
2. It gives me the emotional rush of watching a shitshow unfold, a la Skins (UK, please) without needing to find something else to do every 72 minutes.
3. It’s an A+ contribution to my ALL RIHANNA ALL THE TIME 5K POWER MIX.
4. Who knew Rihanna + bf were the only two People of Color in this hopeless place?
5. It’s a cautionary tale for drugs, acid wash, Creepers, Rihanna’s Irish (?) accent, and homemade tattoos. Fantastic.
6. The supporting character in this story is really Rihanna’s garter tights and 238492 rings at once. I have slightly toned down this fashion inspiration in my quest to be the Attention Seeking Biddy while out and about, and it’s working.
BIG DUMB DISCO DONE RIGHT. SOAK IT UP, AMERICA.
[Full disclosure: words I had to spellcheck to write this post include cigarillos and verisimilitude.]
