February 2011
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Feb 1st
January 2011
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a modern koan
if an alt baguette takes a hipstamatic photo but doesn’t put it on the internet, did she ever take the photo at all?
Jan 31st
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“To have that sense of one’s intrinsic worth which constitutes self-respect is...”
– Joan Didion, “On Self Respect,” from (YEAH WHATEVER) imboycrazy.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 28th
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for the love of god
will the hype machine just make an iphone app already. The clock is running out for this free-wifi-as-I-walk-around-listening-to-my-ipod utopia.
Jan 27th
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problem solved.
NEVER AGAIN. HI MY NAME IS EMILY. I’M A SENIOR, MAJORING IN HISTORY, AND I FIT COMFORTABLY IN A HOBART.
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
736 notes
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Blog ideas proposed and rejected.
Emily Post-Modern. A modern day advice column. How many exclamation points to use in an email to a superior? ONE BILLION! How long do you wait before acknowledging a drunk hookup with a friend? ACT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED! What if you want it to happen again? GET DRUNK, TOUCH HIS D, AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. Courage Wolf Cooks. In which I knock back some wine and yell-instruct how one stews lentils...
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 19th
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File this away.
Abraham Lincoln themed party. Log cabin cookies, ugly desserts that taste delicious, changing the party halfway through. Possible costumes include: Abra-slam Lincoln (Basketball player Lincoln who would have of course slam dunked all the time, as he was so tall) Abra-slam poet Lincoln (four SCORE and … SEven years ago) Babe-raham Lincoln (foxy!) Sabraham Toothed Tiger Lincoln Yay-braham...
Jan 19th
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WatchWatch
This just in: Best Coast like cats. A lot.
Jan 19th
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packing all flannel and only flannel for slav snow trip. NO OTHER WAY.
Jan 14th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
460 notes
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Jan 9th
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Jan 5th
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Feline Reactions to Bearded Men
An actual study, from an actual Bearded Men journal issue. Interpretation. Cats do not like men with long beards, especially long dark beards. Cats are indifferent to men with shorter beards. Cats are confused and/or disturbed by men with beards that are incomplete (e.g., Bork) and to a lesser degree by men whose beards have missing parts (e.g., Crafts). These...
Jan 5th